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[Emoji's go here] I've been meeped
3 min read
Meeped by Ziega
1. List 5 things about yourself related to appearance!
1. I have really long brunette hair. Naturally wavy. Reaches the middle of my back when wavy/curly but when straight it goes to my hips
2. I wear glasses over my boring brown eyes
3. I appear as skinny, and I kind of am but I have a decent amount of strength
4. I'm hispanic so I have tan skin ;u;
5. I have.... a goatee? xD
2. List 5 things about yourself related to personality!
1. I'm a really strange person.. I don't show it though. I mean there's a lot that goes on with me, inside that most people don't go through vov
2. I actually love helping people with problems because I'm usually the one that helps fix them uvu I don't wanna brag but it's true
3. I'm loyal to my friends til' the end of time. When I get in any kind of relationship, I HAVE to have some part of you still with me from that point on or I can't live
4. The most broken people are the wisest vuv
5. I'M HELLA FUNNY YOU CAN GO ASK ANYONE BRUH
3. List 5 thing about your pets, or your dream pets!
1. Oh god I've had so many pets in my life
2. Dogs, cats, insects, birds, fish, reptiles, rodents, amphibians, mollusks, crustaceans, microscopic, exotic. I've had em all
3. At the moment I have an old Maltese, a 9 month old Pomeranian/Shih Tzu mix, 2 koi fish, 3 parakeets, 21 gerbils, a rabbit, 2 hamsters and a tarantula
4. I have a lot of pets..
5. I dream to have a white lion cub uvu
4. List 5 things you'd rather be doing right now!
1. Talking to her
2. Being on vacation would be nice
3. Hanging out at sixflags with a few friends
4. Looking at clione
5. Posting selfies to a blog eue
5. List 5 people you're going to Meep!
Johncenakat MandolinC Emmathecrazygirl14 Afforgato sorry I'm too lazy to tag the 5th person..
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Gerbils
1 min read
My gerbils are getting huge and keep reproducing omg.. so if you're in the state of New Jersey and want one, just tell me xD $12 each. I have tan/brown females and black males ouo I'll post pictures soon
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Madlibs??
7 min read
I don't really know how to tell you this but, You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you should stop picking your nose.
Go milk a cow
SnowieUnexplained
SnowieUnexplained
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How to do this:
Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess .o.)) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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Screwed up 66% of my teenage life
2 min read
[x] Kissed somebody before dating.
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] turned in at least 2 projects late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total so far: 6
[ ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 10
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called somebody during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
Total so far: 17
[ ] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Been called the worst student.
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
[ ] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
Total so far: 17
[ ] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back.
[x] Copied homework.
[x] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean.
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room.
Total so far: 22
Multiply by 3.
Post as "I screwed up --%" of my teenage life"
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] turned in at least 2 projects late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total so far: 6
[ ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total so far: 10
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called somebody during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
Total so far: 17
[ ] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Been called the worst student.
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly.
[ ] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
Total so far: 17
[ ] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back.
[x] Copied homework.
[x] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Dean.
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room.
Total so far: 22
Multiply by 3.
Post as "I screwed up --%" of my teenage life"
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Pointless Plant Journal
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Are you herbisexual?
Are you attracted to any herbs, trees, plants, fruit or any other flora?
Do you feel calm around natures colors like green, brown, red, yellow, orange or blue?
Have you fantasized about any flora or floral parts like stamens, etc.?
SO YEAH IT'S OKAY TO BE HERBISEXUAL
Yes recently I've invented the term for being attracted to flora x3 and I got bored so I made a journal about it
I doubt anyone actually IS herbisexual but hey, you never know.
Are you attracted to any herbs, trees, plants, fruit or any other flora? Do you feel calm around natures colors like green, brown, red, yellow, orange or blue? Have you fantasized about any flora or floral parts like stamens, etc.?SO YEAH IT'S OKAY TO BE HERBISEXUAL
Yes recently I've invented the term for being attracted to flora x3 and I got bored so I made a journal about it
I doubt anyone actually IS herbisexual but hey, you never know.
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